Ain’t No Jury Black Enough

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Ain’t No Jury Black Enough

Sung to the tune of Ain’t No Mountain High Enough

Listen, O.J.
Ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
Ain’t no lawyer low enough
Ain’t no legal argument good enough
What you need is, Jesus–Don’t call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Don’t call my name
I’ll leave your ass in there
You don’t have to worry

‘Cause O.J. ,
There ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
Ain’t no lawyer low enough
Ain’t no legal argument good enough
To get me to do a damn thing for you

Remember the day Johnny Cochran set you free
He told you that you could always count on him
From that day on he made a vow
He’d be there when you need him
Some way,some how, b
ut he dead now

‘Look O.J.,
Ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
Ain’t no lawyer low enough
Ain’t no legal argument good enough
No way, no how
Your half ass cover story is a lie
Way down in my heart
Although we are miles apart
If you ever need a helping hand
Betta call on Jesus
He can do more for your ass than I can

Don’t you know that
There ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
Ain’t no lawyer low enough
Ain’t no legal argument good enough
To keep white folks from getting you

Don’t you know that
There ain’t no jury black enough  (In Las Vegas)

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8 thoughts on “Ain’t No Jury Black Enough

  1. I hate to tell him, but there ain’t no jury Black enough in DEE-TROIT to get his sorry behind off.

    My sister doesn’t even believe he did the other two murders, but, for his sheer stupidity believes he should go to jail this time.

    I think a lot of the previous OJ defenders have become mutes. :)

    Me?

    He turned in his Black card long ago, and NEVER should have been allowed to use it last time. We’re still catching hell for that fool.

    This is hilarious, SB.

    Hilarious.

    The tape on TMZ.com is just so pathetic, it’s funny as hell, and you know it.

  2. Renee

    white folks are celebrating because they will not let him go….unfortunately OJ is so arrogant, he will go down. He will be the only one with jail time and they will make it federal so his arse will be locked up forever….just for being stupid.

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