Ain’t No Jury Black Enough
Sung to the tune of Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Listen, O.J.
Ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
Ain’t no lawyer low enough
Ain’t no legal argument good enough
What you need is, Jesus–Don’t call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Don’t call my name
I’ll leave your ass in there
You don’t have to worry
‘Cause O.J. ,
There ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
Ain’t no lawyer low enough
Ain’t no legal argument good enough
To get me to do a damn thing for you
Remember the day Johnny Cochran set you free
He told you that you could always count on him
From that day on he made a vow
He’d be there when you need him
Some way,some how, but he dead now
‘Look O.J.,
Ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
Ain’t no lawyer low enough
Ain’t no legal argument good enough
No way, no how
Your half ass cover story is a lie
Way down in my heart
Although we are miles apart
If you ever need a helping hand
Betta call on Jesus
He can do more for your ass than I can
Don’t you know that
There ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
Ain’t no lawyer low enough
Ain’t no legal argument good enough
To keep white folks from getting you
Don’t you know that
There ain’t no jury black enough (In Las Vegas)
I hate to tell him, but there ain’t no jury Black enough in DEE-TROIT to get his sorry behind off.
My sister doesn’t even believe he did the other two murders, but, for his sheer stupidity believes he should go to jail this time.
I think a lot of the previous OJ defenders have become mutes.
Me?
He turned in his Black card long ago, and NEVER should have been allowed to use it last time. We’re still catching hell for that fool.
This is hilarious, SB.
Hilarious.
The tape on TMZ.com is just so pathetic, it’s funny as hell, and you know it.
By: rikyrah on September 19, 2007
at 10:58 am
I agree Rikrah, I think we have all heard way to much of OJ. And now we’re in for another round
By: Michael on September 19, 2007
at 12:46 pm
They finally have his Black A$$ this time.lol
By: Angel on September 19, 2007
at 1:08 pm
white folks are celebrating because they will not let him go….unfortunately OJ is so arrogant, he will go down. He will be the only one with jail time and they will make it federal so his arse will be locked up forever….just for being stupid.
By: Renee on September 19, 2007
at 10:38 pm
This is so true. All of the post are on point.
By: star1 on September 20, 2007
at 9:29 pm
OT:
Happy Friday, y’all
By: Denise on September 21, 2007
at 2:20 pm
this brought tears to my eyes.
thank you so much
By: iamnotstarjones on September 21, 2007
at 9:11 pm
Why am I sitting at my computer grinning? Skep, you are hilarious.
By: Angie on September 23, 2007
at 8:34 pm