Mark Foley’s Pederast Island

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Mark Foley’s Pederast Island

Sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island

 

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

a tale of a fateful trip.

That started from the potomac port,

aboard this tiny ship.

Maf54 was a mighty pederast man,

 and skipper Hastert was deaf and dumb.

Five passengers set sail that day,

for a right-wing detour, a right-wing detour………

the scandal started getting rough,

the tiny ship of state was tossed.

Due to the cowardice of the fearful crew,

the House could be lost, the House could be lost.

The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,

with Maf54, skipper Hastert too,

the millionaire president, and his wife,

the movie star, the professor, and evil ass Ann,

here on Maf54’s Pederast Isle

So this is the tale of our castaways,
they’re here for a long, long time (God willing).
They’ll have to make the best of things in the minority,
it’s an uphill climb.
Maf54 and skipper Hastert too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the pederast scandal nest.

No phones, no emails, no instant messages,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it’s primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friend,
you’re sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Maf54’s Pederast Isle.