Obama vs. Ford


“The dark side of the Force offers unimaginable power. 

The dark side is stronger than the light. 

The Weak deserve their fate.”-Tenets of Sith Philosophy

Darth Ford, Jr. is a Sith, seduced by the dark side of the Force. He will wait until the time is right to seize control of the empire. In the meantime, he will work towards the elimination of his rivals for the imperial throne. Barack Obama is in his way and Ford’s impending election to the patrician chamber is setting up an epic clash between a Safe Negro and a Dangerous Nigra, both vying to become the first black President. We will see if the adage “nice guy’s finish last” holds true. 

I just saw a debate between Harold Ford, Jr. and his hapless GOP opponent, Bob Corker.  It wasn’t even close.  Poor Bob, his name will be mud in GOP circles when he goes where no southern white man has gone before: defeated by a Negro.  His political career is about to come to an ignominious close. Good riddance.  Unfortunately for Tennessee and the rest of the Globe, Harold Whore, Jr’s quest for power will continue until he reaches the top.

Harold is a B.S. artist without peer, y’all.  He rhetorically bludgeoned Corker again and again.  He compared Corker’s position on Iraq to John Kerry’s “He was for it before he was against it”, throw away line.  He attacked Corker on Immigration for having hired four illegal aliens on his construction sites. 

He announced his opposition to Dubya’s “amnesty” bill on immigration.  He neutralized an attack on abortion by espousing “abstinence” programs that he knows damn well don’t work. He even had the audacity to position himself on fiscal and tax issues as a conservative having announced that he never supported a budget that wasn’t balanced and harangued the crowd’s young people on how much debt the GOP has put on them.  And then, most brilliantly, touted his run against San Francisco liberal Nancy Pelosi for Democratic leader because he was better able to work with moderates and republicans. 

The brotha is good, the best I’ve ever seen. Unfortunately for us, he is about as honest as an adulterer in bed with another woman telling his wife  “Baby, this ain’t what it looks like.”  The brotha has no peer in turning the GOP wedge issue game against them. The difference between the master, Bill Clinton and Harold Whore, Jr. is that Clinton is so effortlessly smooth in doing this, you don’t even catch what he’s done until its over.  Harold is far more obvious, but stupid A** Bob still couldn’t stop him.

The safe Negro, Barack Obama is essentially as honest as he possibly can be to maintain his political viability. You can pretty much believe whatever he says.  You can never believe what Harold Whore, Jr. says for the simple reason that he said it. 

In essence, Harold, Jr. is a nasty whore who enjoys watching the black community endure the double penetration of social and economic conservatism.  His craven willingness to position himself for a Tennessee Senate race led him to take positions and votes in the House Of Representatives that were inimical to both the Memphis and greater black community.  Ford is a dangerous sellout who is willing to do or say anything to achieve power.  He already sold out his grandmamma and his constituents. The rest of the black community will be next.

If Barack is smart, he’ll watch his back.

6 thoughts on “Obama vs. Ford

  1. Interesting. I assume from his responses that Corker is getting ready for retirement. Ford definitely had an arsenal. I’ll be looking to count the numbers. Great synopsis on the entire debate.

  2. thenewg,

    Poor Bob, he looked so helpless. The best barb of the whole debate was when a member of the audience asked Ford if he had passed the bar which made him look both petty and racist since nobody cares. I’d be interested to know which of the the two you choose: Obama or Ford?

  3. star1

    I am very happy to see Harold Ford Jr., Senator Obama, and others run for higher office. Being negative all the time about those African Americans who step out of the box is the reason so many of us will not fight for change.

    Skepticalbrotha–I am in support of your website however, just as you enjoy support try supporting instead of name calling.

    Just a thought.

  4. Christina

    You are on the deep end… He represent the Southern Black Culture and the region he is from. Black people HUNT in Tennesee and Texas. Most are heavily religious…it is the bible Belt after all! I think he made a great candidate. He was very qualified. I think to tell you the truth…either we need to move collectively to a few states to secure our positions…or forget about Government all together and focus on Economics of our communities. Let’s face it …he had to depend on TOO many backwards thinking Whites to put him in office…Obama purposely moved to Chicago to win election there because you had more of a conscience black population there!!

    He just came out of the WRONG state at the Wrong TIME!!

    I wish him the best!! He is our brightest!

  5. Camille

    I disagree wholeheartedly
    You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. ad I do not understand why you even ook the time to write such non-secnce.

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