Praise God, from whom all blessings flow;
praise him, all creatures here below;
praise him above, ye heavenly host;
praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.
Let’s check our predictions, shall we?
RHODE ISLAND SENATE RACE
According to MSNBC, Sheldon Whitehouse defeated GOP Senator Linc Chafee 53%-47%. Skeptical Brotha called this race 54%-46% for Whitehouse. Skeptical Brotha’s Prediction: Correct.
TENNESSEE SENATE RACE
According to MSNBC, Bob Corker screwed the Whore, 51%-48% . I predicted a Whore win 50.5%-49.5%. Skeptical Brotha’s wildly optimistic prediction: WRONG.
MISSOURI SENATE RACE
According to MSNBC, Auditor McCaskill defeated Richard Nixon clone, Senator Jim Talent, 49%-47%, a two-point spread. I predicted a McCaskill win by two points, 51%-49%. Skeptical Brotha’s Prediction: Correct.
NEW JERSEY SENATE RACE
According to MSNBC, Appointed Senator Bob Menendez, was elected to the U.S. Senate from New Jersey over Tom Kean, Jr. 53%-45%. I predicted a 53%-47% win for Menendez. Tom Kean, Jr. didn’t hold up his end of the deal. Damn him. Skeptical Brotha’s prediction: Correct.
PENNSYLVANIA SENATE RACE
According to MSNBC, Auditor Casey beat Rick Santorum’s ass somethin’ awful, 59%-41. Praise the Lord, everybody. I didn’t know how high this was going to go;predicting he would get nothing under 55%. I truly revel in this one because Santorum was such a sanctimonious and contemptable wingnut. Skeptical Brotha’s prediction: Correct.
OHIO SENATE RACE
Again, according to MSNBC, Congressman Sherrod Brown defeated GOP Senator Mike DeWine, 56%-44%. My prediction was dead on. Skeptical Brotha’s prediction: Correct.
VIRGINIA SENATE RACE
In what has to be the sweetest victory of all, the would be President-in-waiting, got his damn ass handed to him by a man who endorsed him six years ago. He warned him a few years back that Iraq was a mistake. He didn’t listen. Then he proceeded to show his pure ass, as revelations of his poorly concealed racism were revealed for all to see. Even though the Ignorant Confederate has refused to conceed this race until the Board of Elections certifies it, the party is ovah. According to him, he was bored with the job anyway. I predicted a comfortable 52%-48% win. I underestimated the comfort level some Virginians had with bigtory. I won’t make the same mistake twice. The important thing is that the Ignorant Confederate lost his seat. The razor thin margin will hold. Skeptical Brotha’s prediction: Correct.
MONTANA SENATE RACE
MSNBC just called this race for Jon Tester, the Montana state senator over GOP U.S. Senator Conrad Burns. Burns has refused to conceed the race. It does not matter because his time is up. Tester won a squeeker 49%-48%. I predicted a more comfortable win with 52%-48%. However, the state is extremely Red and Bush is still somewhat popular there. Skeptical Brotha’s prediction: Correct.
CONNECTICUT SENATE RACE
One of the most interesting of the year, this race ended where it started: For Joe Lieberman. Now that the Senate majority depends on Lieberman’s vote, I shall refrain from calling him out as the Lieberwhore. MSNBC reports a 10 point spread ,which I also predicted. Skeptical Brotha’s prediction : Correct.
MARYLAND SENATE RACE
MSNBC is reporting that Congressman Ben Cardin was elected to the Senate over Lt. Gov. Michael Steele, 55%44% which is right in line with my prediction of 55%-45%. As I postulated earlier, the general public was not impressed with Steele’s ex-con and crackhead parade of black endorsements. His content free campaign was deceptive and the electorate peeped it in time to avert disaster. Good Riddance.
The House of Representatives is what had me shouting, dancing, and speaking in tongues for the majority of the evening. Praise the Lord, Everybody. Hallelujah!!!! Thank you, Jesus!!! I predicted a win of 35 seats and the Democrats are sitting pretty with a projected 32 seat gain. Skeptical Brotha’s prediction : Correct.