I saw Mark Foley kissing Santa Claus, a christmas carol

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I saw Mark Foley kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe last night. He didn’t see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; He thought that I was tucked away in the congressional page dormitory fast asleep. Then I saw Mark tongue Santa Claus real deep. What a laugh it would have been if Speaker Denny had only seen Mark Foley kissing Santa Claus last night

2 thoughts on “I saw Mark Foley kissing Santa Claus, a christmas carol

  1. Rikyrah

    I guess you didn’t like my last comments.

    I went Eeeww, because I consider Foley to be a child sexual predator, and nothing remotely funny about him. He’s everything he supposedly was fighting against, and I am sort of appalled that he gets to blame everything away.

    I did like the rest of your carols, but Foley isn’t funny to me.

  2. Rikyrah,

    Foley, and the whole scandal was appalling, but I can see the humor in it anyway. He certainly crossed the line, but largely waited until the kids were 18. It still doesn’t pass the smell test but its barely legal. If any conduct he engaged in wasn’t legal, he only has himself to blame for having written the law.

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