The Christmas Song, an Iraq christmas carol

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The Christmas Song

Donald Rumsfeld’s chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Sour public opinion on Iraq nipping at Bush Admin Ass
Yuletide criticism being sung by a Media choir
And poor servicemen dressed up like Eskimos


Everybody knows a civil war and a quagmire
Don’t help to make the season bright
Iraqi tots with their eyes all aglow (with U.S. depleted uranium)
Will find it hard to sleep tonight


They know that new secdef Bob Gates is on his way
He’s loaded with the Iraq Study Group report on his sleigh
And every mother’s soldier is gonna spy
To see if the bastard really knows how to fly

And so I’m offering this simple phrase
For soldiers on deployments from one to ninety two
Although its been said many times, many ways, you’re stuck in Iraq
Merry Christmas to you

And so I’m offering this simple phrase
For soldiers on deployments from one to ninety two
Although its been said many times, many ways, you’re stuck in Iraq
Merry Christmas to you

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