On the left, Actress Meryl Streep, nominated for Best Actress for The Devil Wears Prada this year at the academy awards. On the right, Meryl Streep, four short years ago. The horrible truth of the photo on the left is that Meryl is actually wearing Prada and it looks a hot damn mess. In fact, Meryl looks a hot damn mess. I don’t know who the Hell put together this look for this stunning Diva of the red carpet, but they obviously need to be put to death. There is no explanation for this I am willing to accept. They should be freaking killed immediately. Disregard anything I’ve said previously about the death penalty. Clearly, there should be an exception for fashion crimes of this magnitude.
I’m forgetting Meryl’s part in this travesty. Having slimmed down to sport the immaculately banging outfits in the movie, Miss Meryl should know by now how to dress her body whatever weight she happens to be. At 57, Meryl is still a beautiful woman and this hideous outfit is beneath a woman of her stature. I don’t know what Hippy chic is, but this damn sho’ ain’t it. She should be imprisoned for life for the shoes alone. Shame on you, Girl.
Should America become the grotesque police state Dick Cheney fantasizes about, the fashion Czar Joan Rivers will have people executed on the red carpet for turning up in unflattering attire. As well it should be.