Al, it’s me again-Skeptical Brotha and I’m here to tell you that you’re colored. Don’t look surprised. I know you believe that because you became Attorney General it somehow entitled you to some protection and conferred upon you some condescending “honorary white” status. It doesn’t. You’re colored. Because of your colored status, you can be sacraficed anytime by the big cahuna to save his lily white arse.
Yes, Alberto. I know you and the big cahuna are best buds and pals. It don’t mean a thing. Really. It means less than what you leave in the commode every morning. Rest assured, if your self-serving and vague “mistakes were made” B.S. don’t cut it up on the Hill, you will be unemployed. Worse still, you may be looking at some federal time because you are either incompetent or you are lying. Both should be against the law.
Your tortured authorization for Guantanamo, prisoner rendition and torture qualify you for Skeptical Brotha’s Handkerchief Head Award. Your facilitation of war crimes and your cavalier attitude regarding civil liberties is not only revolting, it makes you an unmitigated embarassment to the Latino community. I hope and pray that the right-wing DLC Democrat Ken Salazar, a corporate shill who wears his moderation as a badge of honor wipes the smirk off your face by calling for your dismissal or resignation. After all, he voted for your confirmation and needs to apologize to all the American people.