Never Too Much, a duet

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 NEVER TOO MUCH, A DUET BY Randall Tobias and Paul Wolfowitz

(Randall)

I can’t fool myself, I don’t want another escort to ever love me
You are my shinin’ star, my guiding light, my love fantasy
There’s not a minute, hour, day or night that I don’t love you
You’re at the top of my list ’cause I’m always thinkin’ of you   
 

I still remember in the days when I paid to touch you
How I spent my day dreamin’ plannin’ how to “massage” you
I should have known that I had dug a hole deep enough to swim in
Then Condi called me up and told me to quit it

Oh, my job
A thousand “massages” from you is never too much
I just don’t wanna cop to what I’ve done

Oh, my Job
A lame ass explanation is never too much
I just don’t wanna cop to what I’ve done                                                                                                                                             
Too much, never too much, never too much, never too much

 (Paul)

Woke up today, looked at your picture just to get me started
I called you up, but you weren’t there and I was broken hearted
Hung up the phone, can’t be too late, the board is so demandin’
Opened the door up and there the D.C. press corps were a standin’

Well, who needs to go to work to hustle for another dollar
I’ll detail ya to da state dept ’cause you know how to make me scream and holler
Love is a gamble and I’m so glad that I’m winnin’
We’ve come a long way and this firestorm is only the beginnin’

Oh, my job (is on the line)
Paying you more than Condi from World Bank Funds is never too much
(Never too much, never too much, never too much)
I just don’t wanna cop to what I’ve done

Oh, my job (is on the line)
A $193,000 is never too much
(Never too much, never too much, never too much)
And I just don’t wanna cop to what I’ve done

Oh, my Job (is on the line)
Paying you more than Condi from World Bank Funds is never too much
(Never too much, never too much, never too much)
I just don’t wanna cop to what I’ve done

Oh, my job (is on the line)
A $193,000 in World Bank Funds is never too much

3 thoughts on “Never Too Much, a duet

  1. rikyrah

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA

    Yeah…. nail these SOBs, SB.

    Nail them..LOL

    I needed this chuckle.🙂

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