Trent Lott, Mississippi Sissy

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The other shoe has dropped and its a doosy:  the growing and swirling gay-escort scandal surrounding Senator Trent Lott.  I had no idea, although, looking back, the man is way to fastidious and prissy not to be suspect.  The way wingnuts demagogue gay issues is really a form of political inoculation to keep suspicious eyes from wandering into their closets.  This is the best possible development, a wonderful ending to the pinstripe klansman’s horrible career, and I am thoroughly enjoying it.   Anybody got some popcorn?

ADDENDUM:  Huffington Post and BlogActive, the leading out-the-hypocrites website, are throwing cold water all over this rumor masquerading as a legitmate story on the Big Head DC website and others.    It now appears that this isn’t true at all but a vicious rumor.   Too bad.

Hat Tip: Cleveland Leader

Earlier today, Senator Trent Lott (R-MS), announced that he would resign from the Senate by the end of the year. Lott, a former college cheerleader at Ole’ Miss, claims that he would like to leave on a “positive note”, ” after winning re-election last year to a leadership post and fostering legislation for rebuilding the Gulf Coast after Hurricane Katrina. However, one can’t help but wonder if there is some other reason behind the abrupt decision.

Later on Monday, a Washington D.C. blog, Big Head DC, made the claim that Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt had uncovered a connection between Lott and an openly gay male escort by the name of Benjamin Nicholas.

Nicholas so far hasn’t admitted to sleeping with Lott, but he hasn’t exactly denied it either. “Here’s my public comment, on-the-record: Sen. Lott and I have no current affiliation with one another. I’m sure he would appreciate no further scrutiny,” said Nicholas.

If Nicholas’ name sounds familiar, there’s good reason. He previously spoke out against Ted Haggard’s boy toy, Mike Jones, for airing the preacher’s dirty laundry and “breaking” an unwritten escort code of silence and betraying his client’s right to privacy.

Considering his feelings on the Haggard situation, it makes sense that he would not publicly admit or reveal any information. It is also very curious that Big Head DC mentioned that Hustler was working on this story, especially considering that Larry Flynt promised us a new GOP gay sex scandal coming soon.

At this point it is all pure speculation, and if Hustler is in fact about to reveal Lott and some gay romps with a male escort, well we’re sure to find out soon enough. But consider this: who, after spending millions of dollars seeking re-election, leaves in the middle of their term for any reason other than a scandal, health condition, or personal situation?

22 thoughts on “Trent Lott, Mississippi Sissy

  1. I have to say, you all have made my day. I am LMAO as I type.

    I’ve sent this to a Sistafriend who emailed me first thing yesterday wondering what shady dealings Lott was involved with to resign. I told her it was about getting paid.

    I just called Mama too, who was like, ‘ what, that good White, Christian Southern Male’. Mama cracked up.

  2. In defense of the Grand Kleagle, at least he wasn’t cruising airport toilets…err or was he? I guess Larry Flynt put up more more $$ than the GOP had hush money. He may feel a little jilted right now but being in the whoring game himself for many years, I’m sure Ole Trent understands exactly how that works.

  3. Well, SB, there’s some talk that Klansman Lott is leaving to cash in on being a high paid lobbyist. If he leaves now, he doesn’t have to wait to go into lobbying, but if he stays, the new lobbying law kicks in, which means he has to wait two years before going into lobbying.

    But, you and I both know that there’s always loopholes in laws like that, because Congress is like a savvy mouse – always leave an escape route. Having said that, I think the idea that Lott has a boy toy is more likely to jump ship so soon after spending millions of dollars to get re-elected to a job that pays $175,000 a year…

    He’d be no better than J. Edwina Hoover, with his homophobic, bigoted, in-the-closet gay, cross-dressing queen who headed up the FBI…

    And I always thought Hoover would look like Efrem Zimbalist, Jr., (on that show, “The FBI”) instead of a moose who was the second highest law enforcement official in the land.

  4. rikyrah,

    At the risk of being a blogwhore, I’d like to point out that I blogged about the Giuliani /pedophile priest connection on 11/8.

    But about Trent Lott…where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire. Not that this revelation will result in anything more than a distraction from the worst presidency in history.

    Say, didn’t little Scotty McClellan just admit that the Codpiece was involved in the outing of a covert CIA agent? Just add that to the least of impeachable offenses this president has racked up while the country moves on. I think the smoke out there is the Constitution burning.

  5. Best moment of the GOP/Youtube Debate?

    Seeing a retired BRIGADIER GENERAL out himself on national television, asking those gutless wonders WHY Gays and Lesbians can’t serve openly in the military?

    Doesn’t get any realer than that folks.

  6. Denise

    Thanks for the update on this story, SB.

    There are enough solid reasons to dislike Senator Lott and his legislative record without creating drama where it doesn’t exist.

    Besides, some other closet queen will get caught with her slip hanging soon enough. Just sit tight.

  7. Rikyrah:

    That closted general was later outed as being a plant from the Borg Queen’s camp. Obama is scaring the shyt out of her…

    Denise, I agree with your “closet queen getting caught with her slip showing” comment, LOL!😉

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