In a nod to fellow Arkansan Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton released a holiday ad, however, the following parody ad I conjured up is the one she should have released.
A beautiful array of gifts is spread out before Hillary for Barack Obama. Hillary gets off her broom, smiles, extends a knarled finger and cackles menacingly: I’ve got something for your pretty boy smart ass.
The first gift is kneecapping Obama with deceptive direct mail from a labor union that looks like it comes from John Edwards.
The second gift is Andy Young, a so-called civil rights leader and present day sell-out, saying that Bill Clinton, and Hillary by extension, is “every bit as black as Barack,” and that there are “more black people that Bill and Hillary lean on,” than Barack.
The third gift is Bubba questioning Obama’s experience by saying that America would be “rolling the dice” with him as President.
Finally, Hillary says with saccharine sweetness: Where did I put Bill Shaheen’s and Bob Kerrey’s racist innuendo? There it is. (With an air of exasperated entitlement) How dare this boy challenge my claim to the throne. (Hillary’s expression turns into a scowl and she looks directly into the camera) I’m the Borg Queen and to all of you undecided people out there, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.